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State Police Invade Sorority Houses

The Pennsylvania State Police are coming under heavy criticism after launching an assault on five different sorority houses at Virginville University on December 13.  During the raids, over 200 young women were removed and remanded to police custody under the charge of prostitution.
 
Outraged families and University officials immediately began demanding an explanation for the police action, which seemed unwarranted in light of there being no prior reason to believe the sororities guilty of any wrongdoing.
 
Robert Appleton, a spokesperson for the State Police indicated that the officers were acting in accordance with Pennsylvania Law.  “There is a little known statute in Pennsylvania,” said the spokesperson, “that prohibits more than fourteen women living under the same roof.

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In PA, 14 Women Living Under
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In instances where more than that amount are coexisting in a single domicile, the law clearly indicates that the house in question is a brothel.”

The Dean of Virginville University, Arthur Harrington, has been less accepting of the State’s explanation.  “It’s preposterous,” he stated.  “I don’t know why they are deciding to dust off these old laws and start enforcing them, but there are no houses of ill repute at this University”
 
“I can understand the Dean not wanting to admit he has a prostitution ring on his campus,” said Captain Tillman of the local State Police Barracks, “but I was there during the raid and those girls are most definitely whores of the worst kind.”
 
Police spokesperson Appleton has informed the press that the raids at Virginville University are only the first of a “get tough on crime” program that centers around some of the older statutes in Pennsylvania Law.  “Not many people know that it is illegal to sing while in the bathtub,” he said, “but they’ll find out soon enough that there are consequences for criminal behavior.”

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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