In
instances where more than that amount
are coexisting in a single domicile,
the law clearly indicates that the house
in question is a brothel.”
The Dean of Virginville University,
Arthur Harrington, has been less accepting
of the State’s explanation.
“It’s preposterous,”
he stated. “I don’t
know why they are deciding to dust off
these old laws and start enforcing them,
but there are no houses of ill repute
at this University”
“I can understand the Dean not
wanting to admit he has a prostitution
ring on his campus,” said Captain
Tillman of the local State Police Barracks,
“but I was there during the raid
and those girls are most definitely
whores of the worst kind.”
Police spokesperson Appleton has informed
the press that the raids at Virginville
University are only the first of a “get
tough on crime” program that centers
around some of the older statutes in
Pennsylvania Law. “Not many
people know that it is illegal to sing
while in the bathtub,” he said,
“but they’ll find out soon
enough that there are consequences for
criminal behavior.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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