OSSEAQUA, NEW YORK - Scientists are racing to the far reaches of upstate New York to gaze upon a new discovery that has everyone rethinking the probability of age-old legends. Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and Vampires all seem to be real possibilities since just yesterday when a young werewolf was discovered and captured.
 
Since his birth, neighbors have been suspicious of young Benjamin Stiles. “It’s not that it’s strange to see a toddler peeing on the shrubbery, my own son did it well into his teens,” explains Sharon Weiler, the Stiles’ next door neighbor. “It’s just all the other things the kid does. He sniffs people’s bottoms, he’s chased every cat on the block, and he only responds when you call him Benji.”
 
Police were called to the Stiles’ house by a report of domestic disturbance at 9:00 PM the exact time the full moon rose above the eastern horizon.