She
continues, "Here is a list of some
previous gifts he has received yet claimed
to like...
......*
A Free Pen From A Local Bank
......*
A Paperweight
......*
A Fanny Pack
.....*
A Rusty Tin Can
......*
A Certificate To Sit On His
Couch
......*
A $1 Gift Certificate To Brooks
Brothers
......*
A Used Bottle Of Cheap After-Shave
With The Gift Tag From The Previous
Giver Still On It.
......*
Used Kitty Litter
......*
Useless Kitchen Items
......*
Incense
......*
Thermal Underwear
......*
Mentos
......*
A Musical Car Horn
......*
Socks and Ties
......*
A Gigantic, Hideous Insect
Model
......*
A Toilet Seat Without A Lid
......*
Tasteless Adult Bathroom Tissue
......*
A Foul-Smelling Candle
......*
A Handmade Doll & Basket
Fashioned From Pins And Beads
......*
Mud flaps And Car Freshener
"The list goes on and on, he's
my son and all but I’m really
starting to hate him. He really ruins
the holidays, Merry Fucking Christmas
Indeed." Nora Sanderson finished.
When asked to comment on why he has
claimed to like these clearly horrible
gifts he received, while chewing with
his mouth open Sanderson said, "Man
do I loooove Fruitcake!".
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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