Kerry took a moment at this time also
to thank OHSHIT for their endorsement
by adding, "With his big orange
pumpkin head and total lack of eyebrows,
I knew early on that he was the man
to beat for your endorsement-but when
things got ugly, I got uglier."
which drew cheers from the crowd.
Kerry also used the opportunity to draw
further disparity between his remaining
competition and those attending the
event. "Howard Dean has been
nothing but a hothead since he has announced
his candidacy." He said,
"This along with his boyish charm
and pancake flipping, he is hardly a
decent candidate for a good president."
he added, "And that John Edwards
character is far too handsome of a man
to take on that chimp looking incumbent-we
need someone with some true character
lines or at least some crow's feet."
He brought down the house by finishing
off his keynote speech by stating "Cooler
heads..." he paused, "Cooler,
misshapen heads will prevail in the
end".
Kerry returned to his seat at the media
honorees table with Sam Donaldson, David
Broder (Sam and Dave as they are known
to OHSHIT insiders) and John McLaughlin
of the McLaughlin group where he endured
some more detailed questions about campaign
strategy and the direction of his efforts
in New Hampshire. Once the drinks
began to flow, the questions began to
subside and the affair took a lighter
note towards the end of the evening.
After an extended good-natured ribbing
of his support for several of President
Bush's policies on the war and domestic
issues, a tipsy Donaldson asked Kerry,
"Why the long face?...No, really..why?".
Kerry pretended not to hear this
and announced that he had to get moving
for some early campaigning the next
morning.
Written
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D-Mon
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