Shortly
thereafter, a variety of different people
started appearing in Abercrombie stores
as employees, but their presence was
kept to a minimum. As retail merchants
gear up for the Christmas season, many
of these employees are coming forward
and accusing Abercrombie and Fitch of
discrimination.
“They deliberately cut my hours,”
said college student Susan Yang.
“They told me they just didn’t
have enough hours for me to work the
floor, but I found out that’s
just not the case. My manager
actually told me that I look too Asian
to be working at Abercrombie, and I
should find another job.”
The president of the retail giant, Henry
Himmler, seemed to take the accusations
in stride. “We at Abercrombie
and Fitch are sick of defending ourselves
against cry-baby minorities and the
like. I don’t have to explain
myself or my business practices to anyone,
especially fat and ugly people.
Do you hear me? Achtung!”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
GhostElf
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