The
Ledings are currently preparing to file
a substantial lawsuit aimed at Hilton,
for her lack of consideration and general
all around bad behavior. “Heck
we all reckon that Clinton was bad enough,
but we didn’t have nuthin’
to do with that stuff,” said Albert
Leding, the head of the family.
The video is said to contain Paris performing
sexual acts on one of the Leding boys
and General Lee, the family’s
prized stallion, who is reportedly hung
like a horse. “That animal
will never be the same,” said
Albert Leding. “Both that
horse and my son have been struck down
in their prime by that shameless hussy.”
Hilton’s long time friend and
co-star in the show, Nicole Richie,
does not appear in the film. Nicole,
who is daughter of pop icon Lionel Richie
has not commented on the video, or stepped
forward to deny allegations that she
filmed it, and is quite possibly the
whitest black girl in America.
Despite Richie’s apparent innocence,
the NAACP has withdrawn any support
that they might have had for the young
Nicole. A spokesperson for the
group said, “If the NAACP had
a nickel for every African American
with long flowing blond hair that we
assisted, we’d be broke-ass muthafuckas.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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