an exclusive interview with Faux-Newz,
T opened up to us and showed us his
kinder, gentler side.
Why are you releasing your own version
Listen here fool, T is tired of seeing
little childrens not spelling so good
or doing well in school. T feels that
they aren't properly motivated and they
need a good kick in the ass.
What makes you feel that your program
can help them?
T - Well,
I never had to study in school ‘cause
I had a photographic memory. So I am
going to try and instill that version
of myself into these childrens with
fear, threats, headlocks and a shit
load of whoop ass.
Very interesting... Finally, in an interview
earlier this week Dr. Phil was quoted
as saying that you are an illiterate
wash up and no one would give a shit
if you would have died from your illness
a few years back. Is there anything
else you'd like to add to that comment?
T - Ohhhh
that Dr Phil makes T so angry! I pity
the fool that disrespects Mr. T and
doesn't want childrens to unleashify
their full potential!
Mr T's ABC-123's is expected to sell
like hotcakes this holiday season.
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer