FAYETTEVILLE, NC - Operation: Save America has always been an organization that I've only had a passing knowledge of.  In fact, upon hearing the name I came to the assumption of “Jesus freaks” and was right. Well, to my surprise, I've found that these arrogant, fervent theists have been around my town for over a year.
 
Seeing as how abortion clinics aren't exactly a regular hangout for me I won't be touched by their pretentious bullshit, but this is a fair warning: I will fuck you up if you bother me. Don't harass me about your faith, don't give me one of those little red bibles, and don't call my damn house. I'm not kidding. To get respect, you have to give it, and if you feel that your way is the only way and disregard individualism and other's beliefs, well, you're fucking dead to me. Personally, I'm against abortion but am pro-choice because, unlike Bible-thumping jackasses like the OSA, I respect other people's opinions and recognize that a fetus is biologically closer to a mere conglomerate of cells than a fully-developed infant.
 
“Jesus is the only way blah blah blah died for your sins blah blah blah.”  We've heard it, and you aren't helping your cause one iota.  People develop “Fuck Jesus” attitudes because of your evangelical, militant crap. Be who you are, but don't impose yourself upon others. Do that shit to your kids like other Christians, but anyone with any kind of sense of identity doesn't appreciate you telling them that everything they believe in is wrong. This is America, and yes, it is predominately Christian nation, but we're not a fucking theocracy.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Michael