The
Bush Administration has announced it
will do everything in their power to
assist the citizens of Iran. Recently,
an earthquake has taken the lives of
up to fifty thousand Iranians.
U.S. planes landed in Iran for the first
time in over twenty years providing
aid to the victim’s families.
With all this assistance, Iran’s
President Khatami stated, “I don't
think this incident will change our
relations with the United States.”
The response from the Bush Administration,
“It is unfortunate their views
towards our relations. But, with the
cost of a tomahawk missiles at more
than two million, we are celebrating
the savings in our projected budget
for 2004.”
In other news, Bush Oil Enterprises
raised its expectations for fiscal year
2004 citing a promising outlook.
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& Submitted by
RU SIREUS |