One
night while he was sitting down to a
nice dinner of uncooked freshly caught
trout the phone rang. It was his agent
explaining that ABC had called to offer
him a roll in one of their upcoming
true stories movie of the week.
"I didn't care what the part I
would be playing was about." said
Gollum. "The pay was good, I was
offered Ben Affleck’s old trailer
and I didn't have to sit in the makeup
chair at all."
The roll Gollum landed was that of Calista
Flockhart in "Calista, You Must
Mangia, The Calista Flockart Story".
Gollum explained, "The movie is
about the daily struggles of Ms. Flockhart
and her battle with Anorexia. A good
deal of the movie is based around her
old FOX show Ally McBeil, so you can
imagine how excited I was to do a scene
with the Dancing Baby. I always thought
that baby looked delicious."
"The whole experience wasn't exactly
how I expected it to be. I really didn't
eat anything for the whole six months
of shooting. Then when I finally got
to do my scene with the Dancing Baby
and I thought dinner was on, I was informed
that the baby was computer generated.
Talk about the mother of all disappointments."
When asked if there was anything else
on the horizon for Gollum. Spence McDougal,
his agent said, "Depending on the
success of this movie I feel that Sméagol
can become the next Tom Cruise or at
least Clint Howard. Come on that guy
is a troll."
Calista, You Must Mangia, The Calista
Flockart Story will be airing on ABC
later this spring.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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