Local
environmental activist Potable Greywater
passed away yesterday at age 46.
"Potty" as he was known
to his friends in the earth-muffin
community, was hugging a 100 year
oak tree when he suddenly passed
out, stopped breathing, turned blue,
shit himself, and died. An
autopsy is pending, but the cause
of death is believed to be related
to a cerebral termite infestation.
Potty Greywater served as chairperson
for the local chapter of People
for the Ethical Treatment of Trees
and Shrubs since 1998. He
fought adamantly against the use
of wood and wood products for what
he termed non-essential uses such
as lumber and medicine. A
strict vegan, he refused to eat
anything with a face. Fellow
activist Kareem-Abdul Rosenberg
was with him when he died.
Rosenberg spoke to Faux News, about
his friend. "Like, were gonna
miss him, he was like, you, know,
good people, like we are all so
bummed, this like sucks, you know?"
A memorial service for Greywater
will be held at 2 pm on Saturday
at the Hemp Center for Spiritual
Peace, Harmony, and Karma.
After the ceremony Greywater will
be ground up and used for fertilizer
in the community organic garden.
Potty is survived by his long time
companion Runnystuff Inmy-Bush.
Written
And Submitted by
Dr. Dave |
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A
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Last Moments On This
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