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Southern White Man Racist To Own Color

MACON, GA - Richard Drickle a 43-year-old white man who has lived in Macon his entire life exclaimed to a friend on the phone this week "I really fucking hate white people!"

This news comes as a shock to all of his friends, family and co-workers.

Drickle's long time friend Blain Bigsby said of the news, "I can't believe that Richard feels this way, I would have never have guessed it. I never knew that deep down he was such a racist. What the hell does he have against white people? We are like a superior race or something like that."

Faux-Newz placed a call to the Drickle's residence and we briefly spoke to him about his feelings on the matter.

White Racist
Drickle: "You Know Who Else I Hate, Porto Reakins. They Are Almost White But Smell Terribly Bad And Talk Really Funny."

Drickle explained, "Ya see the reason why I hate white people so much is because they are so opinionated and cocky, they always think that people want or need to know what they feel on certain matters and that just isn't the case. They are always coming up with statements that are downright ridiculous and I can't stand them anymore."

He continued, "Another one of my main problems is how they make the negroes feel about a white man like myself. I see the negroes all the time and although they are nice to my face, but I know that all they see is a white man who wants to oppress them, not a negro on the inside wanting to bust a move out of this white skin that shackles me to a life of hell."

He went on, "When will these honky crackers be folk like myself? I'm embarrassed of my race and I'm wishing terrible things upon every white person in the world right now. The white people of this country need to be cleansed off of its soil and all that should be left is the wonderful country that would be left without any whites around. Just the negroes in perfect negro harmony."

We asked Drickle if he realized that he would be "cleansed" as well and he said, "So be it, I hate myself as much as I hate any fucking white person."

Drickle finished, you know who else I hate, the Porto Reakins. They are almost white but smell terribly bad and talk really funny.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike


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