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BREAKING NEWS: Tha Mike Is Still Alive But There
Will Be No Faux-Newz Update This Week

First off everyone, thank you for the many uplifting and well wishing e-mails I received this week after my complications from sinus surgery.

I still feel less than par, but much better. Hell I haven't been in the emergency room in over 24 hours, that's some kind of record.

We will be back and in full force next week for Issue # 20 of faux-newz.com. I know The Editor is antsy for a hilarious and kick-ass comeback issue.

To the right is a sexy picture of me from one of my many emergency room trips. Don't I look wonderful?

Again, be sure to check back with us next week, I'll be sure to write an article on my whole wonderful experience.

Zuecreu sent me his 10 favorite articles from past faux-newz issues, so to hold you over until next Monday, why don't you check them out below?

Thanks again and all that good stuff!
Tha Mike

Newz For The Weeks Of
3/15/04 - 3/28/04

Issue # 18.5

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