Uhm, alright. Well, can you tell me
exactly what NASA has found on Mars
so far? Any interesting developments?
Eh? Oh, um, yes, yes indeed, we've found
that there is indeed ice water on Mars.
"Piece of shit. Billion dollar
probe my ass..."
And what does finding ice water mean?
It means there's water on the planet,
ass. It makes it easier to terraform
when we finally kick the ass out from
Wh- Don't get uppity with me, bitch.
What the hell's going on?
(quietly) It's broken.
(loudly) It's fucking broken. The fucking
billion-dollar R/C car with a drill
is broken. I'm not getting any signal.
Piece of shit.
AF - "PC
Load Letter?" What the fuck does
The scene that ensued wasn't pretty.
NASA console parts and electrical wire
flew everywhere, along with enough cursing
that would make Andrew Dice Clay's ears
Since then, NASA has made some progress
in contacting the rover and are on their
way to having it in fully-functional
condition, but Alex Friebaler is still
in the hospital recovering from electrical
burns on his hands, arms, and penis.
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer