At a time in our nation's history when
the war between Liberalism and Conservatism
is at its peak, we here at Faux-Newz
are honored to have with us the man
dubbed the Bastion of Freedom and Conservatism
in a Sea of Liberalism; Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity hosts a syndicated talk
radio program that runs from 3 p.m.
to 6 p.m. Eastern time all over the
country and is number one in its time
slot in most markets that carry it.
In addition, Mr. Hannity co-hosts a
television show in the Fox News Channel
(Fox News channel is in no way connected
to Faux-Newz and any resemblances between
what either news outlet reports and
actual news is purely coincidental).
We met up Hannity in New York City recently.
Faux News
- Mr. Hannity it is
an honor to be able to talk with you.
Sean Hannity
- I am glad to be here.
FN - So
let's get right to it, how do you handle
being the most talked about talk show
host on radio and television?
SH -
What about being a celebrated author?
You did not mention that my book comes
out in just under a week; you can pre-order
the book at Amazon.com they have not
sold out yet (MBCOIJUAWYCPOTBAATHNSOY).
FN -
I was actually going to ask you about
the book, although I am not sure I understand
how can you sell out on a pre-order?
SH -
Well if you look at my website, you'll
see that I sold out a long time ago.
FN -
Touche. Well speaking of selling out,
now that you are syndicated and reach
so many different markets, how do you
manage to walk the line between speaking
the truth and handling all the corporate
sponsorships that have come your way.
SH -
Well know it isn't hard really, I simply
do not allow the sponsorships to interfere
with the work I do for the American
people. To me they come first and no
amount of corporate sponsorship will
ever change that. In fact just the other
week I was on the road in the planning
stages for my book tour, as you know
MBCOIJUAWYCPOTBAATHNSOY.
Well
anyway so there I was at a Ruth's Chris
steakhouse, enjoying a sizzling Ruth's
Chris steak; when I started thinking
about how much I am humbled by my success.
I mean sure being on the road is tiring,
I mean when I stay in hotels, I miss
my Serta Tempurpedic Mattress, but what
can you do. I know my fans want me to
travel so I do. I am getting better
though at dealing, I can always use
my Sony Vaio to log on to the internet
and visit either my website, or the
site of 1-800-FLOWERS, to send flowers
to my lovely wife. So really I just
make the best of it, I never have to
worry about corporate sponsors getting
the better of me.
FN -
One thing I have always wanted to ask
you about is the liberals who call in
to your show. Do you feel that they
are able to articulate their position
well?
SH -
No absolutely not. These liberals really
have nothing to say. As you know I have
written two books and as we said before,
MBCOIJUAWYCPOTBAATHNSOY. Both books
deal with the subject of liberalism,
and how the liberals consistently come
down on the wrong side of history. I
think my books and my television and
radio shows; really bother those idiotic,
spineless, hippie, pot-smoking, little
weenies. I mean these peace loving,
illiterate, morons; are often so filled
with rage yet have nothing to say; which
is why the puny, little panty-wastes
have to resort to cheap name-calling.
FN -
Well Mr. Hannity, we are just about
out of time, so I will give you the
last word, and thank you again for taking
the time to chat with us.
SH -
MBTCOIJUAWYCPOTBAATHNSOY. The preceding
article, much like Mr. Hannity's opinions
is purely a work of fiction. The interview
much like the current conflict in Iraq
is purely the product of an over-active
imagination with limited outlet. None
of the claims or quotes in the article
have been verified, the article was
not even put through a spell check.
However since this article might be
displayed on the internet readers should
believe most if not all the claims made
herein.
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