“It was like watching turtles
trampling common garden slugs. Plus
you have to understand, due to the cold
and half a year without sunlight we
are naturally slow lazy people. Hence
the new romantic dance sensation about
to sweep the nation, The Eskimo Mosey”
said Talkeetna Mayor Âpilût
Jûât
Faux-Newz has yet to find out what the
cause of the walrus stampede was.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike
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