NEW YORK, NY - The Gliteratti were out in full force this Saturday, as Donatella Versace showcased her new spring line: The Fashion Of The Christ.

Reporters and celebrities alike applauded the runway show, which showcased gorgeous supermodels displaying the most elegant of Jesus Chic. Beautiful busty women paraded around the catwalk boasting a wide array of Jesus-wear. Though bloody and anemic at times, the runway show was a tour de force.

“The thorns sting,” said supermodel Giselle Bundchen. “Am I bleeding?”

After Heidi Klum fell three times while lurching across the catwalk with a “Crucersace Accessory” in tow, she shrugged it off. “The Champagne helped,” she said.

“The Christ Look is all the rage these days,” said E!’s Ted Casablanca.