Like "lmao"
"lol" "g2g" "brb"
"lmfao" I aint breaking em'
down either, you know what the fuck they
mean bitch. But there are lesser known
abbreviations, and that's what this newsletter
is about. So, for the uninformed, prepare
to get next schooled.
ISBUMDA
- I shoot blanks up my dad's ass
IHHSITM
- I have heart surgery in the morning
ABBBTBC
- arrest black babies before they become
criminals
LMFAO
- laughing my fucking ass off
WICOACGBHILLAMICC
- when I cum on a cancer girl's bald head,
it looks like a melting ice cream cone
F5R - I love toast
IPTWTHYHBISW2FY - I'll
pretend to want to hold your hand but
I secretly want to fuck you
RSAY
- reality shows are yes
ANBMCAYCBALHB
- aint nothing between my cock and your
cunt but a little hymen bitch
RIALMUIHTYYFA
- Rape isn't a laughing matter unless
it happens to you you fucking asshole
LESTIATAWMD - Let's eat
something that I'm allergic to and watch
me die
CAJAWM - cops
are just assh
DYLTMS
strong>DYLTMS - do you list
EMIHBO
strong>EMIHBO - excuse me, I have ball
odor
Now, a little more about this Passion
of the thing thing. Who cares if the jews
nailed jesus. He was a bad carpenter,
so we nailed his pretty ass to teach him
a lesson in the fine art of human carpentry.
But so what, the jews of today weren't
involved. They don't even like hammering.
They won't even hammer up a picture of
christ. And you know what, that little
faggot bitch ass cock tease christ wouldn't
let people suck his dick back then, so
who can blame the eskimos for putting
him up there so they could drink his sperm
straw with the greatest of ease. It's
just a little hard S & M, so just
leave the pygmies alone. And if you are
still reading this and you are a female
in the NYC area and want to date a 29
year oldwriter of fine literature (one
of us) then write back.
Written
& Submitted by
Ivan
Youngblood From TSHIRTHELL.com
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