“The
sun is real bright,” said President
Bush, “and it’s awful hot.
If we allow rogue nations to harness
the awesome power of the sun without
checks and balances, we could face a
fate far worse than 9/11.”
Though Canadian Prime Minister, Paul
Martin insists that the Canadian Solar
Energy Program is used only to explore
the possibilities of efficient, environmentally
safe energy alternatives, Bush remains
skeptical.
“If they wanted energy,”
the president said, “why didn’t
they just get some?”
Bush brought up the subject of Canadian
Solar Power and its dangers at a recent
press dinner. A reporter from
Reuters asked Bush, “You seem
worried about the Ottawa solar program,
but shouldn’t you be more concerned
about the Quebecois?”
The President replied, “Quebecois?
No. I haven’t finished my
entrée yet.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |
