Clarke
went on to say, "I think he's done
a terrible job on the war against terrorism."
During a press conference on Friday,
President Bush attacked Clarke’s
credibility.
“In my opinion, Mr. Clark didn’t
sound so concerned about terrorism when
he said, ‘Music is the soundtrack
of your life.’ When I asked
him to brief me on our Bin Laden policy
in August of 2001, all Dick Clark had
to say was, ‘Humor is always based
on a modicum of truth. Have you ever
heard a joke about a father-in-law?’”
Mr. Bush added, “I cannot let
America become endangered by the accusations
against my character, made by some band-stander
within their own ranks. He says
he warned my administration about the
threat of Al Qaeda, but did he warn
all of those swingin’ American
youths he entertained for all those
years? Let’s look at the
real wolf in sheep’s clothing
here, ladies and gentleman. Dick
Clark is no American sweetheart.”
When told of Mr. Bush’s comments
by a reporter from Reuters, Mr. Clarke
smiled a wry smile, though his eyes
seemed to well up with tears.
He gave a wink to the reporter and replied,
“Well you can tell him that his
water park is boring, his beer tastes
like piss, and he needs a trim.”
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |
