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Where Is The Love?

We don't advertise. But when a very prestigious website came crawling to our door and begged me to advertise with them I had to give it some thought. When they licked my balls and sent me bon bons I decided to give them a chance.

So we spent weeks setting it up and talking to them on the phone listening to them tell us all kinds of stories about how great the campaign was going to be.

Well it wasn't. It didn't do shit. For some reason they wouldn't let us say, "fuck" in our ad even though nowadays you can turn on your TV and hear Big Bird say it. (Specifically, "Oh Oscar, bend me over the trash can and fuck me like you hate me."

Then Oscar said, "I do hate you. I love trash. This hate fuck was brought to your narrow bird ass by the letter A and the number 10; for the 10 inches of grouch you'll be tasting all afternoon.")

Then, to add insult to injury, they called us and told us they couldn't run our ads anymore. Why? Because they found some of our shirts objectionable. They called us, and they never bothered to look at the whole site.

These guys will sell ads for German websites where women are buried up to their necks in dog shit while they get fucked in both ears by leather clad midgets, (Incidentally, a great fucking site that I've bookmarked and visit regularly. But that's not important.) but our site is offensive?

They told me that their founder wants his site to reflect hisvalues. Well I'm glad they don't include freedom of speech because that one is so overrated.

Written & Submitted by
Gary From TSHIRTHELL.com


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