With Prom season quickly arriving, whether
your a gal or guy you may need some
quick Trogdoresque tips to help you
look good for that special person you'll
be screwing for perhaps the first and
definitely the last time. Be sure to
be honest with each other about this
fact.
Ball Dress for Ladies
When purchasing ball attire, the following
things should be considered:
Simplicity of the attire
Cost, inexpensive or high-priced
Garment's elegance and propriety of
colors
When selecting a color, a lady must
consider her figure and her complexion.
If slender and sylph-like, white or
very light colors are generally suitable;
but if inclined to embonpoint, they
should be avoided, as they have the
reputation of apparently adding bulk
to the wearer.
Pale colors, such as pink, salmon, light
blue, maize, apple green and white are
most in vogue among blondes, as being
thought to harmonize with their complexions.
Brilliant colors are more generally
selected by brunettes.
The material of the dress should be
of the lightest--the more gossamer-like
the better. A rich satin slip should
always have either crepe or net over
it; and it is the generally received
opinion, that the least trimming the
dress has the better, but again, individual
taste may permit a deviation from the
general rule.
Ball Dress for Men
Dress for men is invariably the black
superfine dress coat, pair of well fitting
pants of the same color, white vest,
black or white cravat, tie or stock,
pair patent leather boots, low heels,
pair white kid gloves, white linen cambric
handkerchief slightly perfumed, the
hair well dressed, without its being
too much curled; the whole should be
in perfect keeping with the general
appearance and remarkable for its elegance
and good taste.
Oh yeah, don't forget... A big part
of your balling attire should include
condoms as well.
Have
A Magical Night & Fuck Safely Kiddies!
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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