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"Real" Papa Smurf Caught In Sex Scandal

ANAHEIM, CA - Local celebrity and the man on which the popular Character of Papa Smurf was based, was arrested on Friday. Joe "Papa" Smurfingham, who gained fame in the early 80's as the pop icon Papa Smurf, had nearly slipped into obscurity until this recent turn of events.

Police raided the home of Mr. Smurfingham at 1:46 AM last night and seized his computer, VHS/DVD collection and a series of erotic trading cards. The raid was an attempt by Anaheim PD to crack down on an Internet porn ring involving pedo-necro-feco-philes.

"We feel like we've struck a blow for good today." Commented Sgt. Bobrady of the Internet Crime Division. "It's sick fuckers like this that make me drink on the job...wait, can I say 'fuck'?"

The initial hearing for Mr. Smurfingham is set for the end of June. Also brought up on charges were Tony 'The Tiger' Wellsville, Jimmy 'Optimus' Primavera and Shelly Duvall. No bail has been posted for any involved.

Papa Smurf
Mr. Smurfingham During Better Times
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