"We found wood shavings all over the place. Of course we were in a wood-shop, but Mr. Eglington was working with Walnut and Oak before lunch. The wood shavings were that of another kind of wood... Maple, Perhaps Mahogany."

"We also found a small piece of what seems to be a handle from a 16oz. Claw Hammer with a fiberglass shaft. Most likely a Snapper. Why this is interesting is because Mr. Eglington does use or enjoy the feel of Snappers."

These facts have lead investigators to believe that someone else entered Eglington's workshop during his lunch break and broke the plane in question.

"It's a shame when events like this transpire. It is a terrible, terrible site to see." Barters said. "However theories on the planes destruction are abound. Some believe it was pelted by a meteor or space junk. Others think it collided with a circular saw run amok, others yet believe this be the work or children... Latino children probably."

However Eglington believes there is terrorist involvement. He said, "Perhaps they were testing it's strength and durability for an attack later in the year.

Barters is doubtful about many of these theories, but is keeping an open mind.

"I don't see a scenario that fits everything yet," said Barters. "I think that's where we're at right now. Right now I'm baffled, as far as I'm concerned, nothing's ruled out. There's no reason to rule anything out. Everything's on the table right now."

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Tha Mike