Dangerous Bomb Recipes. Pornography.
Naughty Things. Conspiracies In Abundance!
*
How to make a Bomb - Get a
car. drive it around a lot. It will
then be old, and the colloquial term
is "an old bomb".
* How to make a very
dangerous Bomb - As above, except smoke
whilst driving and don't wear a seatbelt.
* How to make a Bomb
suitable for urban terrorism - As above,
except paint the thing lime green. Your
neighbours will be appalled.
* How to make Nitroglycerin
- I honestly don't know.
* Hardcore Porn!!!
- Is something that I don't have time
for at the moment, or much of an interest.
* Wet Teen Sex - Is,
like, getting a hose and spraying a
half-dozen adolescent New Zealanders.
* The CIA - Stands
for Custard in Apples, a lovely dessert.
* Government Conspiracy
- Is beautifully summarised and lampooned
in the wonderfully witty 80's series,
"Mr. Belvedere"
* Child pornography
- is repugnant and will not be found
on this site or in my life...
* Enema - is what you
don't need if you have good friends,
or if you are feeling all washed out...
:)
* Golden Shower - The
very finest in plumbing accessories
* Fist - The result
of clenching your fingers into a ball.
Good for Che Revolutionary types, for
shaking at the establishment
* Amateur - One half
of a Latin couple with kids, the other
being a pater
* Aryan Nation - Too
narrow minded to describe, so we'll
just use the space to fit in some more
dodgy words. Gerbil. Hamster. Guinea
Pig. Mouse. TNT. Nuclear Devices. Nationalist
Socialist. White Supremacy. Black Militancy.
Orange People. Red White and Blue. Colour.
Color. American Spelling. Baby faced.
Before we're too old. Harder. Softer.
Oh my God. Can you handle it? Don't
stop. You must be 18 or over.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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