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Bomb. Porno, Et Cetera

Dangerous Bomb Recipes. Pornography. Naughty Things. Conspiracies In Abundance!

* How to make a Bomb - Get a car. drive it around a lot. It will then be old, and the colloquial term is "an old bomb".

* How to make a very dangerous Bomb - As above, except smoke whilst driving and don't wear a seatbelt.

* How to make a Bomb suitable for urban terrorism - As above, except paint the thing lime green. Your neighbours will be appalled.

* How to make Nitroglycerin - I honestly don't know.

* Hardcore Porn!!! - Is something that I don't have time for at the moment, or much of an interest.

* Wet Teen Sex - Is, like, getting a hose and spraying a half-dozen adolescent New Zealanders.

* The CIA - Stands for Custard in Apples, a lovely dessert.

* Government Conspiracy - Is beautifully summarised and lampooned in the wonderfully witty 80's series, "Mr. Belvedere"

* Child pornography - is repugnant and will not be found on this site or in my life...

* Enema - is what you don't need if you have good friends, or if you are feeling all washed out... :)

* Golden Shower - The very finest in plumbing accessories

* Fist - The result of clenching your fingers into a ball. Good for Che Revolutionary types, for shaking at the establishment

* Amateur - One half of a Latin couple with kids, the other being a pater

* Aryan Nation - Too narrow minded to describe, so we'll just use the space to fit in some more dodgy words. Gerbil. Hamster. Guinea Pig. Mouse. TNT. Nuclear Devices. Nationalist Socialist. White Supremacy. Black Militancy. Orange People. Red White and Blue. Colour. Color. American Spelling. Baby faced. Before we're too old. Harder. Softer. Oh my God. Can you handle it? Don't stop. You must be 18 or over.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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