I've noticed lately that people have
been stressed out and really prickish.
You all need to learn how to relax!
Today, I am going to teach you how to
make a Beer Bong.
Let's Begin...
1. Get a plastic funnel. Don't forget
to clean it jerkoff.
2. Get a plastic hose and a zip tie.
3. Insert the end of the funnel into
the hose.
4. Put the zip tie around the outside
of the hose.
5. Pull tight!
6. Pour beer into the funnel, raise
above your head and suck that beer.
7. Repeat step 6 a few more times.
It's
as simple as that. Now go and enjoy
yourself and calm the fuck down.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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