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Beer Bong

I've noticed lately that people have been stressed out and really prickish. You all need to learn how to relax! Today, I am going to teach you how to make a Beer Bong.

Let's Begin...

1. Get a plastic funnel. Don't forget to clean it jerkoff.

2. Get a plastic hose and a zip tie.

3. Insert the end of the funnel into the hose.

4. Put the zip tie around the outside of the hose.

5. Pull tight!

6. Pour beer into the funnel, raise above your head and suck that beer.

7. Repeat step 6 a few more times.

It's as simple as that. Now go and enjoy yourself and calm the fuck down.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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