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President Bush was quick to allay public
fears or panic.
“My fellow Americans,” he
said to reporters outside of his campaign
bus in Ohio, “Do not panic.
Yes it’s true that these folks
intend to disrupt the Democratic process.
They wish to instill fear in the hearts
of all who love and inhabit this great
country. But I promise you, this
convention will happen. This election
will happen, just as it did in 2000:
without fear, and without disaster.
Go shopping. God bless. Vote for
me.”
The intelligence community alerted the
president of the threat after Democrat
cellphone “chatter” grew
overwhelmingly disturbing and precise
over the past month and especially the
past week.
Tom Ridge also issued a statement explaining
how American citizens can help deter
a Democratic attack.
“Stay vigilant,” he said.
“A Democrat might even be living
in your neighborhood as we speak.
Keep an eye out for anyone dressed in
earthtones or driving a compact car.
Report any incidents of Frisbee or vegetarianism
to your local terrorism hotline.
Be on the look-out for cute teenage
girls with tiny backpacks, cars with
bumper-stickers that criticize the government,
anyone from Hollywood, or any man in
sandals. The American people must
work as a team to defeat this menace.”
The Department Of Homeland Security
intends to keep the Democrat Alert at
“red” until February, 2005.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Russell Paika |
