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"Eidos Ends All GameCube Development. No One Cares."

Following the lead of Acclaim and 3DO, Eidos is the third developer to cease all development on GameCube products. This follows a recent wave of speculation about the GameCube's success in the new videogame market, and some see the recent scattering of developers attests to the idea that Nintendo's latest endevour is failing.

Others really couldn't give a rat's ass. "Good, fuck 'em all. When's the last time Eidos put out a good game anyway? Tomb Raider 2?" Says one Nintendo fan, "I'd rather play with myself than another god-damn Tomb Raider game. The bitch has had it." he continued.

Army
Sorry Nintendophiles, no more 3DO either.
All three developers, one defunct, claim that they weren't yielding desired profits from their GC
efforts. When asking yet another Nintendo fan what they thought Nintendites weren't buying thesedeveloper's games, he had this to say:

"Because they're the kind of games that only a spawn of Satan with raging PMS would have a cruel enough demeanor to make you play. If you have ever found an Acclaim game since Turok on the Nintendo 64 entertaining, you'd probably have a fucking ball with vibrating, steel six-inch anal beads. I mean, shit, they can't even reach projected sales for Metroid, F-Zero, and Zelda, fucking ZELDA, on the GameCube, did they think anyone would be wet to play another Army Man game? I'm glad 3DO is dead, they were fucking gay. 'Coming home to find Liberace's naked corpse on your sofa' gay."

Other reactions range from disinterested to fits of glee.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Michael


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