Following the
lead of Acclaim and 3DO, Eidos
is the third developer to cease
all development on GameCube
products. This follows a recent
wave of speculation about the
GameCube's success in the new
videogame market, and some see
the recent scattering of developers
attests to the idea that Nintendo's
latest endevour is failing.
Others really couldn't give
a rat's ass. "Good, fuck
'em all. When's the last time
Eidos put out a good game anyway?
Tomb Raider 2?" Says one
Nintendo fan, "I'd rather
play with myself than another
god-damn Tomb Raider game. The
bitch has had it." he continued.
Sorry
Nintendophiles,
no more 3DO
either.
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All three developers,
one defunct, claim that they
weren't yielding desired profits
from their GC
efforts. When asking yet another
Nintendo fan what they thought
Nintendites weren't buying thesedeveloper's
games, he had this to say:
"Because they're the kind
of games that only a spawn
of Satan with raging PMS would
have a cruel enough demeanor
to make you play. If you have
ever found an Acclaim game
since Turok on the Nintendo 64 entertaining,
you'd probably have a fucking
ball with vibrating, steel six-inch
anal beads. I mean, shit,
they can't even reach projected sales
for Metroid, F-Zero, and
Zelda, fucking ZELDA, on the GameCube,
did they think anyone would
be wet to play another Army
Man game? I'm glad 3DO is
dead, they were fucking gay. 'Coming
home to find Liberace's naked
corpse on your sofa' gay."
Other reactions range from disinterested
to fits of glee.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
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