I was out at the
mall the other day looking around
and there it was. It was what
i've been looking for. I saw
it through the window I couldn't
help but think to myself...
Is there anything better than
new pussy?
I saw this cute
as a button kitten through the
window of DeWalts Pet Store
and I automatically fell in
love. This little pussy came
right up to the glass to say
hello to me. I saw how wet this
pussy got seeing that it fell
into its water dish on the way
over. All I wanted to do was
stroke, caress and touch this
sweet pussy.
I was looking
at this pussy through the glass
and I couldn't help but wonder
how spunky it was. Seeing that
all the other pussy's i've ever
had were very mellow and never
made any noise, I wondered what
kinds of sounds this small little
pussy would make. Would this
pussy keep me up all night making
noises because it wanted some
attention? Would it dig its
nails into my skin because it
just wanted some good loving?
Could I deal with the fact that
I don't know exactly what this
new pussy would want or need
to make it happy?
I stood there
pondering this all for a while
and I came to the conclusion
I would get this pussy. I walked
into the store, told the clerk
exactly which one I wanted.
They took a few minutes to clean
up this little pussy and to
make sure it didn't have any
fleas. I rushed home to get
this new pussy out of it's box
so could play with it, get to
know it and perhaps give it
the love it deserved.
I did realize
though later that night that
for as good as it feels to get
a new pussy in your life, it's
really a lot of work. I look
forward to many wonderful years
with my new friend. I hope however
I don't fall in love with any
other pussies the next time
i'm at the mall. For you see
I am a one pussy man.
Written
by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor
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