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Trogdor's Corner - Is There Anything Better Than New Pussy?

I was out at the mall the other day looking around and there it was. It was what i've been looking for. I saw it through the window I couldn't help but think to myself... Is there anything better than new pussy?

I saw this cute as a button kitten through the window of DeWalts Pet Store and I automatically fell in love. This little pussy came right up to the glass to say hello to me. I saw how wet this pussy got seeing that it fell into its water dish on the way over. All I wanted to do was stroke, caress and touch this sweet pussy.

I was looking at this pussy through the glass and I couldn't help but wonder how spunky it was. Seeing that all the other pussy's i've ever had were very mellow and never made any noise, I wondered what kinds of sounds this small little pussy would make. Would this pussy keep me up all night making noises because it wanted some attention? Would it dig its nails into my skin because it just wanted some good loving? Could I deal with the fact that I don't know exactly what this new pussy would want or need to make it happy?

I stood there pondering this all for a while and I came to the conclusion I would get this pussy. I walked into the store, told the clerk exactly which one I wanted. They took a few minutes to clean up this little pussy and to make sure it didn't have any fleas. I rushed home to get this new pussy out of it's box so could play with it, get to know it and perhaps give it the love it deserved.

I did realize though later that night that for as good as it feels to get a new pussy in your life, it's really a lot of work. I look forward to many wonderful years with my new friend. I hope however I don't fall in love with any other pussies the next time i'm at the mall. For you see I am a one pussy man.

Written by Faux-Newz Staff Writer
Trogdor


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