EARN WEAPONS & GRAVITY • STOCKPILE 20 GRAVITY FOR THE ATOM BOMB • WINNERS GET A TIKTOK SHOUT-OUT • PAUSING COSTS 1 CROW
▶ AUTO-FIRE ON! ◀
ATOM BOMB!
★ YOU WIN! ★
Congratulations — you nuked Grunge Manor and found the secret way to win the unwinnable game. Ye be a wizard?
If you like, drop your email, a text, an emoji, your favorite curse, or just your name in the box below. I'd love to thank you personally for playing.
Truth is, I'm being a little selfish: I need to know if anyone ever finds this very, very hidden Easter egg. I am so honored you wasted all this time with me.