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It's Martin Luther
King Day, Cracker!

And you know what that means, white folks! That's right! It's that special day that you can spend feeling guilty for something you didn't do. And if your name is James Earl Ray...Well you're fucked anyway, pal. Here's ten things you middle class honkies can do to spruce up your MLK day...

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Hearing Impaired Gay Couple
Anxious For Iowa "Cock-Us"

In a move that is sure to leave all involved in great disappointment, hearing impaired couple Jerry Williams and Stuart Hanson readied for a four day road trip to Des Moines, Iowa for an event that they’re referring to as the "Iowa Cock-us". Both men, fervent Democrats, are excited about the possibilities of meeting their "Man of Tomorrow" as they have heard about on the news...

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Breaking News: Microsoft
To Change Name

En lieu of numerous lawsuits and federal attempts to break up the company, Bill Gates, founder and CEO of the Microsoft Corporation announced today that his is considering a company name change...

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Satire Genius Continues
Suffering Writer's Block

Tom Cox has been in trouble before: Drug addiction, IRS contracts, the Mafia, M.A.D.D, The Boy Scouts of America, The New Yorker and many others have tried in vain to put a stop to his profoundly influential and much-lauded career....

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