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It's
Martin Luther
King Day, Cracker! |
And you know what
that means, white folks! That's
right! It's that special day that
you can spend feeling guilty for
something you didn't do. And if
your name is James Earl Ray...Well
you're fucked anyway, pal. Here's
ten things you middle class honkies
can do to spruce up your MLK day... |
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Hearing
Impaired Gay Couple
Anxious For Iowa "Cock-Us" |
In
a move that is sure to leave all
involved in great disappointment,
hearing impaired couple Jerry Williams
and Stuart Hanson readied for a
four day road trip to Des Moines,
Iowa for an event that they’re
referring to as the "Iowa Cock-us".
Both men, fervent Democrats, are
excited about the possibilities
of meeting their "Man of Tomorrow"
as they have heard about on the
news... |
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Breaking
News: Microsoft
To Change Name |
En lieu of numerous
lawsuits and federal attempts to
break up the company, Bill Gates,
founder and CEO of the Microsoft
Corporation announced today that
his is considering a company name
change... |
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Satire
Genius Continues
Suffering Writer's Block |
Tom Cox has been
in trouble before: Drug addiction,
IRS contracts, the Mafia, M.A.D.D,
The Boy Scouts of America, The New
Yorker and many others have tried
in vain to put a stop to his profoundly
influential and much-lauded career.... |
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Fuck
You Ref! That Was Fair!!! |
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What
A Huge Ass! What The
Hell Is He Holding Though?
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32
Year Old Looking For
Love, Licks His Lips |
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