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BREAKING NEWS: Starbucks To
Introduce Coffee Flavored Coffee

In an announcement that has rocked the coffee industry and coffee houses around the globe. Starbucks has announced that this spring they will be releasing coffee flavored coffee...

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John Kerry On Caucus Win, "Cooler, Misshapen Heads will Prevail"

At a conference honoring those in the media who have officially broken the "Sunday Morning" barrier, Senator John Kerry (MA) was given an opportunity to speak candidly with his fellow members of Odd Head Shapes Hailed In Television (OHSHIT) on Tuesday...

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History Channel Program Has
Barbaric Consequences

What started as an innocent curiosity to recreate history has lead to fatal consequences for several hundred people in the town of Conover, Michigan...

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Democrat Kisses
Republican During Debate

A Homosexual Democrats has come out of the closet and apparently is on the mission to "change" certain Republicans in this country one at a time....

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