During an interview on the Jackie & Scott show on the local radio station WRFY about why it has been taking so long to complete the route 222 highway extension & expansion project, a road crew for PENNDOT admitted that they could have had the job done months ago....

It's Prom Season! Tuxedoes! Ball Gowns! Limos! Rohypnol-laced punch! Whenever I see those young strapping date rapists and soon-to-be pornstarlets with raccoon-eyes hooting out of a limousine window or tripping over their gown and scraping their knee on the sidewalk and screaming in agony...

Upset over media reports speculating that he would be dropped from President Bush's re-election ticket, a tearful Dick Cheney confronted his boss in the Oval Office on Friday and asked, Is it true that you're thinking of leaving me for someone else?...

In closed-door sessions Tuesday, Republican leaders of both the House and Senate met to discuss the soon-to-be-finalized business deal which would give them the patent on patriotism. Spokesmen for the Republicans said that the deal had been in place...