Due to a terrorist attack planned to occur sometime before November 2nd, The Bush administration has postponed the elections indefinitely. “We don’t know when it’s going to happen,” Tom Ridge said. “We don’t know where it’s going to happen, or in what manner it’s going to happen. But there will be an election at some point in the near future.” ...

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Secret Tapes Yield Stunning New Transcripts

BUSH: Heckfire, Dick. Alfonse D’Amato is calling for you to get off the ticket.

CHENEY: You say D’Amato, I say potato. [Expletive deleted]-off.

BUSH: But he’s a senator and a Republican...

President Bush urged members of the Congress to support his constitutional ban on gay divorce. “We are at a crossroads here,” he said at a press conference this week. “We as a country need to decide which side of the fence we are on.  Morality and traditional American values, or a sinful practice that tears at the fabric of our great society.”...