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Dislocated
Power Lifter Loses Gold,
Wins Walk Like An
Egyption Contest
Seniors
Patriotic Seniors Say "No"
To Prescription Drugs
Cat Hat
Hollywood Takes Yet Another
Steaming Wet Shit On A Fond
Childhood Memory
Police
Police Excersize Their
Freedom Of Expression

???
WHAT THE FUCK!
Weenie
Symptoms Of New STD
Visually Illustrated
Headache
Jeff Corwin Fights Off
Alien Mind Control Device
Alcoholic
Mr. Robert Wilson
Enjoys A Nightcap

Hilton
Fox Network Premiere:
"Snotty Drug-Addled Dumbass
Bitches On A Farm"
Dunk
You Can't Fake The Funk
On A Shopping Cart Dunk
Bigfoot
Bigfoot Apprehended...
Beaten To Death By Police
Boat
We Gonna Needa
Bigga Boat Yo

Saddam
Damn Saddam,
You Really Look Like Shit
No Donuts
Woman Brought To Tears
After Learning There Is
No Donuts Left
Cat Christ
The Power Of Christ
Compels You...
Rail Tie
For Sale: Railroad Tie.
Stolen, 1 Owner, Like New

Einstein
New Photo Evidence Proves
Gene Simmons Was An
Einstein Poser
Have?
Have You Seen This Child?
Super Pets
The "True" Super Pets
Losers
Virgin Loser Siamese Twins
To Be Seperated Next Week

Sergio
Sergio Shows Lance The Proper Reach-Around Technique
Dinner
Cambodian Child...
It's What's For Dinner
Hefer
Finally, A Hefer That Can
Scratch Her Own Back
Pug
Fierce Pug Shows Larger
Labrador His "Crazy Eyes"

Fugly
Woman Lives Happier Life
After Admitting She Is Fugly
Fat Wrap
"Hun... I Think The Ham Is
Spoiled. Throw It Out."
Hefer
George Burns Makes His
Triumphant Return
Pug
Man Sneers At You, Because
He Knows You Want His Man

Holy Ghost
Fucking A Right!!!
Anorexic
Yellow Sweatshirts... Beating Anorexia 1 Whale At A Time
Dildo Dog
Look Lucy, Sammy Loves
Your New Boyfriend!
Skinny Dude
Everyone Hates Little Guy's
Who Take Up Too Much Space

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