Power Lifter Loses Gold,
Wins Walk Like An
Egyption Contest
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Patriotic Seniors Say "No"
To Prescription Drugs
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Hollywood Takes Yet Another
Steaming Wet Shit On A Fond
Childhood Memory
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Police Excersize Their
Freedom Of Expression
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Symptoms Of New STD
Visually Illustrated
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Jeff Corwin Fights Off
Alien Mind Control Device
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Mr. Robert Wilson
Enjoys A Nightcap
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Fox Network Premiere:
"Snotty Drug-Addled Dumbass
Bitches On A Farm"
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You Can't Fake The Funk
On A Shopping Cart Dunk
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Bigfoot Apprehended...
Beaten To Death By Police
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We Gonna Needa
Bigga Boat Yo
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Damn Saddam,
You Really Look Like Shit
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Woman Brought To Tears
After Learning There Is
No Donuts Left
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The Power Of Christ
Compels You...
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For Sale: Railroad Tie.
Stolen, 1 Owner, Like New
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New Photo Evidence Proves
Gene Simmons Was An
Einstein Poser
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Have You Seen This Child?
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Virgin Loser Siamese Twins
To Be Seperated Next Week
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Sergio Shows Lance The Proper Reach-Around
Technique
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Cambodian Child...
It's What's For Dinner
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Finally, A Hefer That Can
Scratch Her Own Back
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Fierce Pug Shows Larger
Labrador His "Crazy Eyes"
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Woman Lives Happier Life
After Admitting She Is Fugly
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"Hun... I Think The Ham Is
Spoiled. Throw It Out."
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George Burns Makes His
Triumphant Return
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Man Sneers At You, Because
He Knows You Want His Man
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Yellow Sweatshirts... Beating Anorexia
1 Whale At A Time
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Look Lucy, Sammy Loves
Your New Boyfriend!
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Everyone Hates Little Guy's
Who Take Up Too Much Space
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