Fuck You Ref! That Was Fair!!!

What A Huge Ass! What The
Hell Is He Holding Though?

Are You Gonna Eat That?

32 Year Old Looking For
Love, Licks His Lips

Billy & Tommy Finally
Revolt Against The System

Posing Fireman Yet Again
Prove Their Worth

Fitness Center Installs Escalators
To Attract The Lazy Fat Crowd

Fearing His Mind Being Read
Snuggles Wears His Foil Hat

Hee Huh Hehe Hehu Hee Huh

SWF J-Lo Look Alike
Looking For Her Ben Affleck

SWM Enjoys Romantic Dinners
& Walks On The Beach

All Your Base
Belong To Toonces

Woman Receives Certificate
For Ugliest Human On Earth

When Fucking Cantonese
Just Isn't Good Enough

Freak Of Nature Offering $14.11
To The First Person To Kill Him

Our Sentiments Exactly

Lester Shows Off His Soon To
Be Implated Goofy Testicles

Lower... Lower... Ahhh Yeah...
That's How I Like It Daddy

I Really Really Really Really
Need To Take A Shit!!!

Look Snoopy! I Told You The
Great Pumpkin Would Show

Bush Criticizes England
On Faggots, Jedis

Lord Of The Rings Expected To
Sweep Oscars, Judge Reinhold
To Sweep Up Afterwords

Masses Shamble In Support Of Gay Undead Marriage Rights

Fred Durst Found Dead...
No One Gives A Shit

Baby: The Other White Meat
& Yes It's What's For Dinner

Mongoose Type Animal
"Owns" Local Womans Cat

Significant Progress
Made In Afghanistan

Waldo Will Slowly Learn
That Soccer Isn't A Sport
& It Will Not Get Him Chicks

Shadow Government Exposed

Great Gazoo Planning
Comback As The New
Guitarist For Winger

Rosie O'Donnel:
Pitcher Or Catcher?

League Of Women Voters:
Group To Empower Women
Or Angry Mob Of Lesbians