Edwards: "Let's Talk
Better Healthcare."

Cheney: "Let The Blood Of
The Innocent Flow Freely
Through The Streets
Of Bethlehem!"

Mike Tyson Still Looking
For Missing Face Tatoo
After 4th Round Loss

Yeah Right, We Don't
Believe The Tee Either

Man Too Late To Stop Fiance'
From Sharing His Penis Size

The Al Qaeda Circus
Rolled Into Town Friday

She's Back & She's Wet!
Coochie Coochie Coo!!!

Local Bomb Transporter Now
Hiring The Metally Challenged

Granny Orgasmic Over Upcoming Golden Girls Reunion Special

Nixon Returns From Dead To
Show Bush, Kerry What's Up

The Real Slim Shady
Has Just Woke Up

Jim Baker Retires, Names
Brother Snake As Successor

Dick Rubs Head In Public

Coming Soon, The New Kids
On The Block Reunion Tour

Gay Man, Considers Extreme
Sex Change Tuesday

Gay Man, Regrets Extreme
Sex Change Wednesday

Bush, "Osama Found In Last
Place We Thought To Look"

American Shoppers Prepare For Valentines, Easter Madness

Powell Weeps As He Observes Condi Enjoying The White Side

Ridge Alert: Green "Whew!" 

Lord Rayden - The Early Years

Philadelphia Eagles Players
Pose For Gay Day Calander

Narcoleptic Girl Sets Record For
74th Straight Week On A Couch

Guy From Crash Test Dummies
Broods In Your Direction