Aquaman:
Man, Myth Or Asshole?
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4 Dead After Condi Scans Press
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FDA Finds Sperm To Be Main
Ingredient In Twinkies & Spam
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Admit It. You Got Chills
When You Saw This
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Woman Realizes She Has No
Fucking Clue Where She Is
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JFK To Join Cast
Of "Just Shoot Me"
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As Gas Prices Skyrocket,
So Do New Energy Alternatives
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After Posting New Picture In
Personals, Man Gets More Dates
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Tonight On FOX:
Overweight Arcade Girls Attack!
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Gay & Retarded Couple
Voted Most Un-Likely To Breed
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Hip, New Ethnic Restaurant
Opens In Beverly Hills
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Snoop & R.J. To Star In
"Chronic The Hedgehog"
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Frat Fuckers Beaten To
Death By Photographer
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Fat Bitch Performs Seductive
Tekken Love Dance
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Worlds Oldest College Student
Ready To Bust A Cap
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Rumsfeld Stoned By Peasants
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No-one Notices Gérard
Depardieu Missing Since 1999
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Janis Karpinski: "Can You
Hear The Lambs, Condoleeza?"
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A Bushie Wit A
Mutha Fuckin Gun
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Microsoft Proudly
Conquers Space
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Cheney: "I'd Just Love To
Squeeze Some Nice Titties"
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We Know... You Got Dibs On
The One On The Right
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Stoned Teens Suprisingly
Look Confused... Want Food
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This Ass Found To Cause
Erection All Over The World
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Courtney Love Paying Back
Devil On Monthly Plan
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Marine Beheaded, Deserted,
Didn't Desert, Had Head
Replaced: Fabulous Moustache
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Single White Male With Slightly
Disfugured Face Looking For
Anyone To Share Love
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Local Judge Spices Up
Courtroom With Gay Balloons
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