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Woman Does Civic Duty
“Milking The Homeless”

Emily Testerson of Auburn Hills a Detroit suburb believes she has found her niche’ in life and she is doing her Civic Duty to help the less fortunate. She calls it “Milking the Homeless”.

Faux-Newz had the opportunity to tag along with Testerson recently on a recent milking excursion to see and ask exactly what “Milking the Homeless is...

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Russell Paika's
Valentine’s Day Tips

It’s that time of year again! Love is in the air, if you are rich, or beautiful or a combination of the two! I’m sure you all want to be alone with each other right now, but hear me out, my friends! Listen to Uncle Russell for I have some very good pointers to ensure that hot thumping love at the end of your evening...

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Semen Approved
By Atkins Institute

In the midst of the latest diet craze that is sweeping the US, a new finding from the Atkins Institute was unveiled this week indicating that semen has been officially approved for inclusion in the Atkins diet...

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Walrus Stampede Kills
57 At Eskimo Festival

A whaling festival marking the end of The Esquimaux Eskimo’s Solar New Year celebrations erupted into an surprisingly expected walrus stampede Saturday, killing at least 57 people and injuring scores more, authorities said...

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