Tax
day is coming up! You little shits
better be ready, because Uncle
Sam wants your money. Like a south-side
pimp who fucked your wife and
wants his grocery money back,
the U.S. government is here to
collect. Not a big deal. They
just want to stick their beak
in a little. Maybe just a couple
of inches...
In recent months
since being named the Democratic
nominee for the next presidential
election John Kerry has recently
admitted that he feels bad for
calling President Bush many things,
but not the one thing he should
have all along...
Donald Trump,
millionaire business mogul, announced
his intentions to fire his hairdo,
today. Chalking it up to “creative
differences,” Mr. Trump
believes the exodus of his “sleeping
animal”-like hairdo would
be beneficial to Trump Enterprises...
In a surprise
speech given on the South Lawn
yesterday, President Bush admitted
to reporters that his latest string
of TV ads were actually made-up
by White House officials...
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