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USA Network To Air
Series Finale Of Rumsfeld

The USA cable television network has announced that the current season of the widely popular primetime sitcom, Rumsfeld, will be its last. The show, which has entertained, enlightened, and at times bewildered viewers for years, will come to an end this summer....

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NBC: "Kudrow, Aniston & Cox
To Star In Golden Girls 2004"

NBC Programming President Lee Gaither has announced that after witnessing the sorrow brought to this country in the wake of the final episode of Friends Thursday night, that NBC has signed on Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox to star Golden Girls 2004. A revamped remake of a television classic...

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Bush Sort Of Sorry.
Rumsfeld Too, Perhaps

President Bush apologized Thursday for the abuse and humiliation of Iraqi prisoners by U.S. soldiers, saying the scenes of mistreatment had made him and fellow Americans ''sick to our tummies." Bush told Jordan's King Abdullah II: ''We bad... You good... Georgie so sorry"...

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Kerry Tells Stories
Of Hippy Days

While campaigning in San Francisco yesterday, Democratic Presidential hopeful John Kerry spoke to supporters about his days as a demonstrator in the 1970s. Among the details Kerry touched upon included drug use, one night stands with “hippy chicks,” Pink Floyd, and fighting young Republicans, according to a high-ranking US Official...

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