Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to formally introduce
myself. My name is Russell Paika
and I am running for President
of the United States. My platform
is this: This Country Needs Change.
Very badly. And we promise we’ll
only use it to buy a sandwich...
"We
Were Hijacked By Al Qaeda,
I Had A Great Time!"
A Moroccan-bound
jetliner that was hi-jacked over
the weekend by an Al Qaeda operative
has passengers of the airline
raving over how great of an experience
they had in his care...
Richard Drickle
a 43-year-old white man who has
lived in Macon his entire life
exclaimed to a friend on the phone
this week "I really fucking
hate white people!"...
With the long
off-season having hit full stride,
the brass at the North Pole has
hit tough financial times, and,
pending arbitration, could be
looking at the loss of some key
Christmas players...
"I
love faux-newz.com,
it treads the line between reality and satire,
something which is
not easy to do, but funny as hell when done
right." - Danimal from nothing-sacred.net