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The Assassin Christ:
An HBO Original Series

HBO has announced that they will be airing their new original series “The Assassin Christ” on Sunday, March 7th 2004.

The long awaited announcement was made amongst the recent turmoil surrounding the release of Mel Gibson’s film, “The Passion of Christ"...

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NFL To Draft
Female Players

NFL senior vice president of public relations, Greg Aiello, announced at a press conference today that the NFL would begin to allow female players among their ranks. “Not only players, but Towel Girls, Water Girls, etc.,” Aiello stated.

“It’s been a long time coming,”...

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Osama Bin Laden Makes
It To Afghani Idol Finals

Even though the American military and government can’t seem to locate him, it is being reported that Osama Bin Laden has made it to the finals of the Afghani Idol finals...

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FDA Approves Do-It-Yourself
Home Vasectomy Kit

The Food and Drug Administration has given the green light for the sale of "do-it-yourself" vasectomy kits. The kits, manufactured in Haiti by Ronco Industries, will be marketed under the brand name Sperminator...

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