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Bush Administration Points Out Contradictions In Clarke Comments

The GOP went on the offensive this week, against Richard Clarke’s testimony to the 9/11 Commission. Clarke, the former anti-terrorism advisor turned bestseller whistle-blower has been the central focus in the 9/11 hearings, as his accusations against President Bush’s pre 9/11 anti-terror strategy, as well as his handling of the war on terrorism thus far, are very serious...

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PETA Attacks Hooter’s
Restaurant Chain

PETA has shifted its sights to a new enemy: Hooter’s. The radical animal right’s group has extended their onslaught against popular restaurants to include Hooter’s, a nation-wide restaurant chain known for its scantily clad waitresses. During the new PETA campaign, “Buckets O’ Tits And Ass,” protestors stand outside shopping malls and outlets that have...

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Study Shows Liars, Thieves &
Cheaters Enjoy Better Lives

A new study by the Center For A Better Life on liars, thieves & cheaters in the United States debunks the old saying "Liar, Liar Pants On Fire". In fact 99% of the subjects in this study have never even had their pants on fire...

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Earth To Change Rotation,
Chaos To Ensue

Top scientist from Japan, Russia, England, The U.S. and Zimbabwe announced yesterday that the Earth is about to change its rotation and they expect chaos like never experienced before on this planet...

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