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So You Have The Flu…

The horrendous Influenza outbreak of 2003 holds many in a state of panic. Thankfully, most of them don’t live in The United States. If those other people had given the situation a bit of forethought, they would live in The United States, and they probably wouldn’t be shitting and puking themselves rotten in some slum in Manila right now...

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Tri-Star To Release
“No Oldies” Romantic Comedy

Tri-Star Pictures of Burbank, CA has announced that filming has begun on the first motion picture to disregard the long-standing “Scene Where The Characters Dance Around To a Beloved Classic Rock Song” rule that has dominated the “romantic comedy”, “warm family dramedy”, ”funny action”, and “feel good movie of the year” genres for many years...

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Film Discovery Prompts Scientists
To Simplify Crossbreeding Project

Scientists at the Stockholm-Hackenstad Institute of Technology - Head Animal Unification Sector (S.H.I.T.H.A.U.S.) were shocked to discover a film canister in the laboratory's basement that contained footage of a long-since forgotten crossbreeding technique...

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Surgeon General Announces
Flu Shot Alternative

The Surgeon General has announced that, due to the shortage of flu vaccine shots this year, it is recommending a slightly unconventional course of treatment for Americans afraid of getting the particularly nasty strain of flu now flooding across America: smoking...

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