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The horrendous Influenza
outbreak of 2003 holds many in a
state of panic. Thankfully, most
of them don’t live in The
United States. If those other people
had given the situation a bit of
forethought, they would live in
The United States, and they probably
wouldn’t be shitting and puking
themselves rotten in some slum in
Manila right now... |
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Tri-Star
To Release
“No Oldies”
Romantic Comedy |
Tri-Star
Pictures of Burbank, CA has announced
that filming has begun on the first
motion picture to disregard the
long-standing “Scene Where
The Characters Dance Around To a
Beloved Classic Rock Song”
rule that has dominated the “romantic
comedy”, “warm family
dramedy”, ”funny action”,
and “feel good movie of the
year” genres for many years... |
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Film
Discovery Prompts Scientists
To Simplify Crossbreeding Project |
Scientists at the
Stockholm-Hackenstad Institute of
Technology - Head Animal Unification
Sector (S.H.I.T.H.A.U.S.) were shocked
to discover a film canister in the
laboratory's basement that contained
footage of a long-since forgotten
crossbreeding technique... |
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Surgeon
General Announces
Flu Shot Alternative |
The Surgeon General
has announced that, due to the shortage
of flu vaccine shots this year,
it is recommending a slightly unconventional
course of treatment for Americans
afraid of getting the particularly
nasty strain of flu now flooding
across America: smoking... |
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Sergio
Shows Lance The Proper Reach-Around
Technique |
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Cambodian
Child...
It's What's For Dinner
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Finally,
A Hefer That Can
Scratch Her Own Back |
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Fierce
Pug Shows Larger
Labrador His "Crazy Eyes"
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