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Cochran: Saddam Endured
Hours Of Non-Stop South Park

Saddam Hussein’s lawyers have called for a mistrial, even before the trials have begun.

According to Johnnie Cochran, Hussein’s defense attorney, the deposed leader of Iraq has been mistreated by the coalition authorities that our keeping him...

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Orange County vs West Coast -
Chopper T-Shirt Gang Wars

During a recent rock concert at Hershy Park Stadium a full scale fight broke out between two groups of chopper t-shirt wearing concert going thugs. The two groups consisted of men, women and children. On one side were those wearing OCC tees, the others wore West Coast Choppers tees...

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Dept. Of Homeland Security
Raises Democrat Alert

The Department Of Homeland Security raised the color-coded Democrat Alert to “red” yesterday, prompting hieghtened security around Federal buildings, parks, reservoirs, and bridges. The alert came directly after the Democratic National Convention in Boston, and right before the Republican National Convention in New York City...

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Jesus Campaigns For Kerry;
Satan Backs Bush

In the cutthroat world of political backing, two new forces entered the fray yesterday, within hours of one another. Jesus Christ, the chosen one and a former carpenter, publicly endorsed John Kerry's bid for the White House, while Satan (landlord of the Damned) threw his weight behind the effort to re-elect President George W. Bush...

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