Happy St. Patrick’s Day, me lads! I’m sure the green beer is floating and the stomachs are churning, and the fights are about to begin but listen up. St. Patty’s Day isn’t all fun and games. The St. Patrick’s Day reveler must take precautions in order to survive the holiday. I have done some research into the matter and have come up with a few ideas that will help guide you to safety...

The Burger King Corporation today announced that they are realeasing their Passion of the Christ kids meals today at all participating restaurants across the country.

“Burger King has always been cutting edge by adding fun and educational toys & trading cards in our Kids Meals” said BK Spokesman Jack McVickers...

The Gliteratti were out in full force this Saturday, as Donatella Versace showcased her new spring line: The Fashion Of The Christ. Reporters and celebrities alike applauded the runway show, which showcased gorgeous supermodels displaying the most elegant of Jesus Chic. Beautiful busty women paraded around the catwalk boasting a wide array of Jesus-wear...

Utah has been classically known for its progressive stance on relationships. The pervasiveness of bigamy in the state has been matched only by its tendency for inbreeding. Yesterday, not to be outdone by some weenie town like San Francisco, Salt Lake City’s Mayor, Charles U. Farley announced that SLC would become the first place to allow multiple gay marriages...