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Keister Family Tired Of Being Butt Of Jokes

Ron and Linda Keister of Livonia have filed a civil suit against their next door neighbor Tim Dryzinski. The Keisters are seeking $175,000 in damages from Mr. Dryzinski, charging that he has ignored “repeated requests to stop making fun of us because of our last name.”...

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The Top Ten Most Annoying Things Of 2004

1. Ashlee Simpson Lyp-Synch Hysteria:. For one: if you spell your name with two e's at the end, you should be quartered in front of your kin and sold as sausage...

2. Michael Jackson. What is wrong with this horse-faced, forced albino-head muck-about? I never thought I'd see a pedophile in Nazi garb and cheap Elvis shades jump...

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President Rushes Aid To Tsunami Survivors

Despite media reports that President Bush was doing too little to ease the suffering of the tsunami survivors, Faux Newz has uncovered strong proof to the contrary.
 
Sources have faxed to us copies of the Presidential Visa statement......

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Democrats Claim Ohio's Nonexistence

Pet Psychic Warns About Dangers Of Letting Animals Watch

Falwell Criticized For Failure To Blame Gays For Tsunamis

In Response To Tsunami, President Bush Taught Where Indonesia Is

Local Woman Guilty Of False Advertising, Ass Not "Bootylicious"

Bathroom Cleaned In Exchange For Sex

Barney Resigns As White House Pet, Replacement Speculation Begins

Nose, Fantasy Football Team Picked

Newz Of The Weird

Brad Pitt Launches Sperm Bank

Mentally Challenged Teenager Never Criticized For Being Raging Racist

Barbecue Sauce Tanker Crashes Off Florida, Countless Wildlife Marinated

"Extreme Sleeping" Sweeping The Nation

Homeless Comedian Unable To Come Up With Funny Sign

Hasbro Introduces Toys Designed To Choke Only Dumber Children

Modern Art Exhibit Understood Exactly Right

Fell Thru The Cracks...

Undecided Voters Likely To Vote For Kerry

The Christmastime Beating Of Jessica Simpson Scored Big In TV Ratings War

U.S. Finds No Trace Of "Santa" At North Pole

Bush Condemns Poorly Rigged Elections In Ukraine

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